One eye on the shadows protecting his fellows
From sun up to the moon on his back
Sent the villains to Hades
A hit with the ladies
A stallion in the sack
You can’t get your life back
When right follows left Jack
The more you see the less you know
When others would leak it
His service is secret
Plays God when it’s your time to go

Queen and country safe and sound
With villians six feet underground
And no one knows cause no one’s found
Any trace of a man for all seasons
Loves them and leaves them alone, so alone
And you and I wouldn’t have a clue
Who's doing what, why, when and who,
Up the creek with no canoe,
Watch out for the man for all seasons
Loves them and leaves them alone, so alone
But safe at home

From the House of Lords
Saving Norfolk Broads
Commoners and landed gentry
His word his bond
Whether brunette or blonde
Baby it’s so elementary
For the man never messed up your life with one stare
See the film you’ll know how it goes
But this ain’t no fiction
Just check the diction quid pro quo a pro´s pro
Fellas
Don’t be jealous
When they made him they broke the mould
So charismatic,
Willing, automatic
Never prematurely shooting his load

Queen and country safe and sound
With villians six feet underground
And no one knows cause no one’s found
Any trace of a man for all seasons
Loves them and leaves them alone, so alone
And you and I wouldn’t have a clue
Who's doing what, why, when and who,
Up the creek with no canoe,
Watch out for the man for all seasons
Loves them and leaves them alone, so alone
But safe at home

Well I'm standing here looking at you
What do I see?
I'm looking straight through
It's so sad when you're young
To be told you're having fun
So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
That music's lost it1s taste
So try another flavour

Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic

I'm standing here what do I see
A big nothing threatening me
It's so sad when you're young
To be told you're having fun
So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
That music's lost its taste
So try another flavour
Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic

[Parlé]
Oi! Oi! Big one! I'm down here!
Watch yourself, I'm trying to carry this crum!
You! Oi big one! Big foot!

Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic

So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
That music's lost its taste
So try another flavour

Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic

So unplug the jukebox
And do us all a favour
That music's lost its taste
So try another flavour

Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic Antmusic

I was born long ago
I am the chosen I'm the one
I have come to save the day
And I won't leave until I'm done
So that's why you've got to try
You got to breath and have some fun
Though I'm not paid I play this game
And I won't stop until I'm done

But what I really want to know is
Are you gonna go my way?
And I got to got to know

I don' tknow why we always cry
This we must leave and get undone
We haven't changed and rearranged
And turn this planet back to one
So tell me why we got to die
And kill each other one by one
we've got to love and rub-a-dub
We've got to dance and fall in love

But what I really want to know is
Are you gonna go my way?
And I got to got to know

But what I really want to know is
Are you gonna go my way?
And I got to got to know got to know

You say you're sick and tired
Of feeling sick and tired
I walked and told the truth
Do you wish I'd stayed alive

Cause she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I tried to explain
Don't expect you to be the same

On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side

I watched the past run by on the silver screen
We played our parts and died, scene by scene
When she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I try to explain
Don't expect you to feel the same

On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side, oh b-side

Pretend you like me
Pretend I like you
Pretend pretend pretend
This is not happening

Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride (this is not happening)
We were just an average b-side (this is not happening)
Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
You say you're sick and tired
Of feeling sick and tired
I walked and told the truth
Do you wish I'd stayed alive

Cause she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I tried to explain
Don't expect you to be the same

On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side

I watched the past run by on the silver screen
We played our parts and died, scene by scene
When she said that you said that I said
She said that I said the love's dead
And I try to explain
Don't expect you to feel the same

On this rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side, oh b-side

Pretend you like me
Pretend I like you
Pretend pretend pretend
This is not happening

Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride (this is not happening)
We were just an average b-side (this is not happening)
Oh rockin rollercoaster, an emotional ride
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side
We were just an average b-side

PARLE: "Gonna do something you might know, But don't worry it gets better at the chorus"

I guess now it's time
For me to throw up
I feel it's time
Got a picture of you beside me
Got your lipstick mark
Still on your coffee cup,
Wash it off

Got a fist of pure emotion
Got a head of shattered dreams
Gotta leave it,
Gotta leave it all behind me now

Whatever I said, whatever I did
I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
Whenever I'm wrong
Just tell me the song and I'll sing it
You'll be right and understood

Unaware but underlined
I figured out the story
It wasn't good
And in the corner of a mind
I celebrated glory
But it wasn't to be
In the twist of separation
You excelled at being free
Can't you find a little room inside for me

Whatever I said, whatever I did
I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
Whenever I'm wrong
Just tell me the song and I'll sing it
You'll be right and understood
And we'll be together, this time is forever
(ed note: Rob forgot the words again *g*)

So complete in our love
We will never be uncovered again Mosh!

Whatever I said, whatever I did
I didn't mean it
I just want you back for good
Whenever I'm wrong
Just tell me the song and I'll sing it
You'll be right and understood

The heart is a bloom
Shoots up through the stony ground
There's no room
No space to rent in this town
You're out of luck
And the reason that you had to care
The traffic is stuck
And you're not moving anywhere
You thought you'd found a friend
To take you out of this place
Someone you could lend a hand
In return for grace
It's a beautiful day
Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
You're on the road
But you've got no destination
You're in the mud
In the maze of her imagination
You love this town
Even if that doesn't ring true
You've been all over
And it's been all over you
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
It's a beautiful day
Touch me
Take me to that other place
Teach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case
See the world in green and blue
See China right in front of you
See the canyons broken by cloud
See the tuna fleets clearing the sea out
See the Bedouin fires at night
See the oil fields at first light
And see the bird with a leaf in her mouth
After the flood all the colours came out
It was a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
Beautiful day
Touch me
Take me to that other place
Reach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case
What you don't have you don't need it now
What you don't know you can feel it somehow
What you don't have you don't need it now
Don't need it now
Was a beautiful day

I'm gonna write you a letter
I think the sooner the better
Cause the time is right to find a better day

I'm an angry young man
Man I wish I was young
My guitar is out of tune even that's highly strung

And the words we didn't say last night
Shook the world to the core
We had nothing to say last night
We'd said it all before
And I say

Lonely times and lonely tears
Will fade away when you disappear
The time is right for me to stray
I'm gonna find a better day

Kickin off cause it suits me
I'm gonna leave the country
And the time is right to find a better day

Makin sense of my past now
I'll only love when I want to
Cause the time is right to find a better day

Maybe I didn't love you
Maybe you loved her less
Would you have preferred it
If I'd have worn the dress
Cos I say

Lonely times and lonely tears
Will fade away when you disappear
The time is right for me to stray
I'm gonna find a better day

Lonely times and lonely tears
Will fade away when you disappear
The time is right for me to stray
I'm gonna find a better day

No where to run to baby
No where to hide
I got no where to run to baby
And nowhere to hide

Take your time, to unwind
You will find it's love you are living
Clear the space, find a place
You will see it's love you are giving.

Take you time to make things last
Love for the future, not the past
I can't change the way I am
This is all I got, this Cheap Love Song

Take your time, make it rhyme
You will see it's all believing
One fine day, we'll find a way
You will reach your own destination.

Seven clowns with different faces
Love we've lost, but we're still chasing
One day we'll leave this town,
It's all we've got, this Cheap Love Song.

Take your time, feel fine
You will see, it's all believing.
One fine day, we'll find a way
You will reach your own destination.

Come on, carry on now...

Better make a try now...
Hold your head up high now...
Win love.
It's nothing superficial,
Been wrote to break the dish, oh
I'm making it 'ficial
In love.

Carry on now...

With all the will in the world
I’m still powerless
I found myself breaking the girl
The king is half undressed
She’s not my saviour
(I don’t want your love)
Don’t take my seed
(It’s not your love that I need)
You’re in no danger caressing me
But you’re talking to a man I’m not supposed to be

And the clothes remain the same
I fear to face the walk of sham
Been nice to know you
I’m soaking in the morning rain
Find my car forgot your name
Been nice to hold you

Don’t feel small
When I don’t call
If I could talk I’d tell you
If I ever did don’t answer kid
I’ve only lies to sell you
I’ll be your stranger
(I don’t want your love)
If you’re in need
(It’s not your love that I need)
It’s odd behaviour seducing me
I’m a million miles away and she’s too blind to see

And the clothes remain the same
I fear to face the walk of sham
Been nice to know you
I’m soaking in the morning rain
Find my car forgot your name
Been nice to hold you

Step on board the gravy train
Same old faces different names
You bet your life I will complain
Cause I’m a sensitive boy
The real McCoy
Don’t wanna stick me on your bed post
And I never really will forget you
I’m sorry dear have I met you
All that you take from me is coffee and tea and sympathy

And the clothes remain the same
I fear to face the walk of sham
Been nice to know you
I’m soaking in the morning rain
Find my car forgot your name
Been nice to hold you

I have my needs
I hope she leaves
(All that you take from me is coffee and tea and sympathy)
I have my needs
I hope she leaves
(All that you take from me is coffee and tea and sympathy)

And the clothes remain the same
I fear to face the walk of sham
Been nice to know you
I’m soaking in the morning rain
Find my car forgot your name
Been nice to hold you

[Parlé: "Ok settle down you all, settle down lady,
he's gonna be on stage real soon, that's right Mama put
your popcorn down, he's turning to the band, yeah he's running his
legs off, ladies and gentlemen Mr Robbie Williams"]

Just because your dyslexic
Doesn't mean your not fake
We know you're not that stupid
You'll marry someone rich
Bet you won't steal his watch
When your down by near his crotch
That'll explain the itch
You were such a lying bitch

I know you hold my suitcase
Down in Kensington
And you were screwing Ewen
When I wasn't in.
Did it to me, you'll do it to him
Your friends just gave me grief
I will make this brief
You were such a lousy thief
You were such a lousy thief
But you were good in bed
You were good in bed
So good in bed

Now you tell my girlfriend
That I'll never change
You've been up since Wednesday
Don't you find that strange
You're ex-boyfriend is deranged
You'll tell them down in Browns
Haven't been for years
It's full of coke & tears
Full of coke & tears
Full of coke & tears
But you were good in bed
Good in bed

[Parlé: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you on behalf
of Mr Robbie Williams and the band, you've been a fantastic
audience. Robbie's opened his heart out to you tonight and you've
really taken him on board. Remember the name and whenever
he's in the neighbourhood, you get yourselves down there alright.
It's been a great evening, thank you very much. Robbie Williams
has now left the buidling....................Oh no, I'm afriad he's come
back for his coke - now he's left the buidling - thank you very
much - thank you very much."]

Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah...

Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
If you can use some exotic booze
There's a bar in far Bombay
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away

Come fly with me, let's float down to Peru
In lama land, there's a one man band
And he'll toot his flute for you
Come fly with me, let's take off in the blue

Once I get you up there,
Where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide
Starry eyed
Once I get you up there
I'll be holding you so near
You may here, angels cheer - just because we're together

Weather wise it's such a lovely day
Just say the words, and we'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away

Hit it Jack

Once I get you up there,
Where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide
Starry eyed
Once I get you up there
I'll be holding you so near
And you may here, angels cheer - just because we're together

Weather wise it's such a kooky day
Just say the words, and I'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
Come fly with me
Pack up let's fly away

Is this a long range effort, cause I'll pitch a tent
I'm kinda used to feeling cold
Should I walk naked should I bear my sould
Won't you help me fill this hole

And what I'm trying to say is be the one
Love me anyway...though I'm too far gone

Come take me over - I'm riddled with my past
Come take me over - is that too much to ask
Before I leave this town - love me or put me down

Got semi heaven, I wanna fall in love
You said the walking wounded could
I know I've sent the 'morrows to an early grave
Is this the price I have to pay.

What I'm try'na say, if you could touch
The love I fantasize, is that too much

Come take me over - I'm riddled with my past
Come take me over - Is that too much to ask?
Before I leave this twon - love me

Take me to the shops, tie me up and abuse me
I'm looking good, so how could you refuse me
Say I'm so special, why ain't you cooking for two?

I'll meet your mum, I'll meet your friends
When you coming down,
I'll love you through the bends
I know I'm special, but why ain't you cooking for two?

Is this a long range effort, cause I'll pitch a tent
I'm kinda used to feeling cold
Should I walk naked, should I bare my soul
Won't you help me fill this hole

Guess what I'm trying to say, is be the one
Love me anyway...though I'm too far gone

Come take me over - I'm riddled with my past
Come take me over - Is that too much to ask?
Before I leave this town - love me

Take me to the shops, lock me up and abuse me
I know I'm looking good,
so how could you refuse me?
Say I'm so special, then why ain't you cooking for two?

I'll meet your mum, I'll meet your friends
When you coming down,
I'll take you through the bends
I know I'm so good, then why ain't you cooking?

[PIANO SOLO]

I guess what I'm try'na say,
is what I've never known
Can't use it anyway, just give me love

Come take me over - Gonna be the last
Come take me over - If she don't meet this task
Before I leave this town -
Love me or put me down

I danced with the devil, he told me a story
About all the love that he wished he could send
I said buy me a pint, it will be alright in the end

He don't like to fight cos he thinks he's too pretty
He's misunderstood and he just needs a friend
I said give me a light, it will be alright in the end

He's finished with his mission
Like to square it with god if he gets permission
He sold his sole to Bill Gates
And he don't feel alright, cos the money was shite
And it's all so sad

I danced with the devil, he told me a story
About all the love that he wished he could send
I said buy me a pint, it will be alright in the end

He granted me three wishes
Said I just need clean clothes and can you do the dishes
He don't get on with Judas
He's been to rehab, couldn't pay his bar tab
And it's all so sad

I danced with the devil, he told me a story
About all the love that he wished he could send
I said buy me a pint, it will be alright in the end

I always have an alibi
You allow me there
But tonight I have no conscience
So what comes after that

You're coming down already
This high won't see us through
Nothing I can change now
I've learnt to lie to you

What happened to me
What happened to you
You were pulling me on
I was leading you through
Lie to me

I always had a vision
That love would see us through
But what's the point in wishing
When my dreams depend on you
Gonna need support now
Your friends can gather round
And you can tell them stories
On how I let you down

What happened to me
What happened to you
You were pulling me on
I was leading you through
Lie to me

Deceiving is believing
Deceiving is believing
Deceiving is believing
Deceiving is believing

I'm much too young to be cynical
It's you that makes me miserable
Can you tell a lie through a smile
In bed we always deviate
And I'm the one who comes too late
These things hide inside of my mind, my mind

I always have an alibi
You allow me there
But tonight I have no conscience
So what comes after that

What happened to me
What happened to you
You were pulling me on
I was leading you through
Lie to me

Lie to me
Lie to me
Deceiving is believing
Believing
Believing
Believing

Believe

I could be an animal, for many years to come
It would be understandable if this animal had fun
My wayward soul will never set me free
And commitments a miracle, I'm physical you see

I'm not your lover, baby
I'm not the one
I won't meet your mother, lady
I, dont do love

You won't buy my attitude,
so its solitude for free
And I can't help being rude,
if you get to close to me
You are the one, with your finger on the gun
So I am that animal, and animals will run

I'm not your love's, baby
I'm not the one
I won't meet your mother, lady
I, dont do love

I cant believe
It's not in me
You see me leave
If I can't breathe

I could be an animal, for many years to come
It would be understandable, if this animal had fun
And Ive got my alibi, so I'll say goodbye

I'm not your lover, baby
I'm not the one
Ive been too smothered lately
I, dont do love

I can't believe
That you cant see
It's not in me
Now see me leave

I, don't do love
I, don't do love
I, don't do love
I, don't do love
I, don't do love
I, don't do love

Everytime we say goodbye
I die a little
Everytime we say goodbye
I wonder why a little
Why the gods above me
Who must be in the know
Think so little of me
They allow you to go

When you're near
There's such an air
Of spring about it
I can hear a lark somewhere
Begin to sing about it
There's no love song finer
But how strange the change
From major to minor
Everytime we say goodbye

There's no love song finer
But how strange the change
From major to minor
Everytime we say goodbye

I met her at an aftershow party
I said have we met before?
She said hardly
She had a curry stain
That was down her cardie
But her teeth were clean
So I said smartly

I'm falling in love again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to

She was educated at this school called RADA
She was made to go by her mother
And financed by her father
She said Room 211 and I said (laugh) rather
I got her name wrong once or twice
I said I'll call ya Carol, yeah?
She said that would be nice

I'm falling in love again
I'm so in lust with you
My Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate with you
If you ask me to

So I strolls of to the reception
And I ask for me room key
The Maitre'D - Hello
He seemed pleased to meet me
I went to the lift and pressed button two
But very discreetly
The doors close and she went for my briefs

See me
Falling in bed again
I'm so in lust with you
Pillow over head again
I'll suffocate in you
If you ask me to
Ohhhhh to

But in the throws of passion
It hit me right between the head
I looked down at her
She had a bit of cabbage stuck between her teeth
And I said
I think I'm in love with ya
I want ya kids an' getting married to ya
And she said
Chill out
Rome wasn't built in a day
And I said I wasn't on that job

You've done it all, you've broken every code
and pulled the Rebel to the floor
You spoilt the game, no matter what you say
for only metal - what a bore!
Blue eyes, blue eyes, how come you tell so many lies?

Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild
Come up and see me, make me smile
Or do what you want, run on wild

MR TOM JONES!

Baby take off your coat (Tell 'em Tom!)
Real slow Baby take off your shoes
I'll help you take off your shoes

you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live
you give me reason to live

well, you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on well,
you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
well, you can leave your hat on

well, you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
well, you can leave your hat on
you can leave your hat on
well, you can leave your hat on

one two three
one two three yeah

You gotta know how to pony like Mony Baronie.
Mashed potato,do the alligator.
Put your hand on your hip, let your backbone slip.
Do the Watusilike your Aunt Lucy.

Na na na na na...

You gotta know how to pony like Mony Baronie.
You gotta mashed potato, you gotta alligator.
Put your hand on your hip, let your backbone slip.
Do the Watusilike your Aunt Lucy.

Na na na na na... Yes!
Sing it with us now!
Na na na na na...

Long tall Sally
Jump back in that alley babe
Put your hand on your hip, let your backbone slip

You wake up in the middle of
The thunder of a scream
And you realise that it was yours
You don't know what to tell them
'Cause you don't know where you've been
And you've been late so many times before

It's only natural to feel like you're sinking
It's only human to be so unprepared

Don't worry baby
If you get a little high
It's just a phase to get you through
Getting by
So you get a little restless
And you get a little wasted
It's just a little light entertainment
Embrace it
It might just save your life

You always say you're sorry
But you never know what for
And it's been happening more and more
Act your age and not your shoe size
And blah blah blah blah blah
That's your role model
Slammin’ the door

So it's only natural to feel
The guilt of a nation
It's only human when your young
You're gonna cry

Don't worry baby
If you get a little high
It's just a phase to get you through
Getting by
So you get a little restless
And you get a little wasted
It's just a little light entertainment
Embrace it
It might just save your life

So where else can you go to
Cause no one's given you the book
About what to say and how to feel
And what you should and shouldn't have took
It’s feelings that your fearing
That’s why you step outside your mind

Don't look back
Cause if you don't crack
You get to sing this lullaby
You get to sing this lullaby

Put my hand on the Bible
Do me for liable
It's suing season,
And I am broke

Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote

Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me,
I wouldn't know.

Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan,
A real bloke.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how its wrote.

And when my ship comes in, she'll be on it,
Eating a fresh kebab and I want it.
And I want it now.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote.

Sometimes you've got to get the joke,
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.
You get the dagger out of the cloak.
I can't change how it's wrote

Hold on to this
There’s something crawling up my wrist
I think it’s dying
Bless the Lord
I can’t think straight anymore

You won’t see me crying
There’ll be tears before bedtime for sure

Singing
I won’t go to war
Lay down your guns
What are we fighting for

I wanna swim in the ocean
I wanna play in the sea
I wanna love my brother
Love my brother loving me, me

I’m gonna buy a farm
Write a song
It won’t change the earth
Just the people on it

I was born with
A silver shovel in my mouth
Golden balls and a platinum smile

You won’t hear the last of
the good, the bad or the brassed off, for sure

Singing
I won’t go to war
Lay down your guns
What are we fighting for

I wanna swim with the dolphins
I wanna play in the sea
I’m gonna love my brother
Love my brother loving me

Then buy a farm
Write a song
It won’t change the earth
Just the people on it

Hear the sound of a million people sitting down
Hip to hip
Lip to lip
Free your love
Free love
Free love

Singing I won’t go to war
Lay down your guns
What are we fighting for

I wanna swim with the dolphins
I’m gonna play in the sea
I’m gonna love my brother
Love my brother loving me, me

Singing I won’t go to war
Lay down my guns
What are we fighting for

I wanna play with the dolphins
I want to play in the sea
I’m gonna love my brother
Love my brother loving me, me

Hear the sound of a million people sitting down
Hip to hip
Lip to lip
Free your love
Free love
Free love

Let's all make babies
And salsa from Sainsbury's
Cos this is a Happy Song
Play on my pink flute
Butt naked from Beirut
Cos this is a happy song

You need a mood maker
Then go meet my tailor
I know it's going too fast
Your sister your brother
His mistress your lover
Is getting on with it

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
This is a love song
We bring news from Jamaica

Goose step through Gangland
And drive Chitty Bang Bang
Cos this is a happy song
Bosnians and Kurds
Back with some big bird
Who's singing a happy song

Fly in the sunshine
Get there at your own time
You tell us if I'm in Hong Kong
Your sister your brother
His mistress your lover
Just singing a happy song

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
This is a love song
We bring news from Jamaica

Happy Song

Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( in the air )
Everything's up in the air ( from Jamaica )
Tease me from bedtime
We bring news from Jamaica

Yeah ( debonair )
I'm feeling so debonair ( cos I care )
Send you my love cos I care ( it's a love song )
This is a love song
We bring news from Jamaica

This is a happy song

So this is Xmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Xmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
A very Merry Xmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Xmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Xmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight
A very Merry Xmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is Xmas
And what have we done
Another year over
A new one just begun
And so happy Xmas
We hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young
A very Merry Xmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
War is over, if you want it
War is over now
Happy Xmas

(Hello, hello, hello)

Yoko's cutting keys in Soho
I've been there and I should know oh face it
I'll stick up for Aunty Sally
Worzel's just a dirty scally fragrant
Mia Farrow's patching marrows down at the place where all the face fit
Robin Cousins doing dozens on a little pudding so he rakes it

I'm the reserection
I may steal your soul
I am fairly evil
I live for rock and roll

Shirley Bassey's playing Lassie up a pole in Tallahassee hates it
Norris McWhirter's doing furters in a little place how's he fake it
It's another appetiser I can go and buy a Tizer laced fit
I don't know where I've been but I know where I've been is near a lake

I am an erection
I may steal your soul
I am fairly evil
I live for rock and roll

(Sock it to me daddy)

I am an erection
I may steal your soul
I am fairly evil
Only for rock and roll

(Dance dance)
(yeah yeah)

(Hello, hello)

I started a joke,
which started the whole world crying,
but I didn't see that the joke was on me, oh no.

I started to cry,
which started the whole world laughing,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the skies,
running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed,
hurting my head from things that I'd said.

Til I finally died,
which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me.

I looked at the skies,
running my hands over my eyes,
and I fell out of bed,
hurting my head from things that I'd said.

'Til I finally died,
which started the whole world living,
oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was one me

Ask me why
I say it's most unusual
How can I even try to explain
Why today I feel like dancing
Singing like lovers sing
When I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing.

Ask me when (ahhhhh)
I say it started when I met you (ahhhhh)
And ever since then I knew that the past couldn't last
For right now I think I'm running
A race I know I'm gonna win
And I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing.

If people say I'm crazy, I tell them that it's true
Let them watch with amazement
Say it won't last beyond breakfast
It's a phase he's going through
Denigrate or speculate on what I'm going through
Because it ain't the sort of thing I'd normally do

Ask me what (ahhhhh)
I say I think it's good for you (ahhhhh)
Believe it or not, I know where it's all leading to
I feel like taking all my clothes off
And dancing to the Rite of Spring
And I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing

I wouldn't normally do this kind of thing
I wouldn't normally do this kind of-
Wouldn't normally do this kind of-
Wouldn't normally do this kind of thing

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
but when I see you hanging about with anyone
It's not unusual to see me cry,
oh I wanna' die

It's not unusual to go out at any time
But when I see you out and about
it's such a crime
if you should ever want to be loved by anyone,
It's not unusual it happens every day
no matter what you say
you find it happens all the time
love will never do what you want it to
why can't this crazy love be mine

It's not unusual, to be mad with anyone
It's not unusual, to be sad with anyone
but if I ever find that you've changed at anytime
it's not unusual to find out
that I'm in love with you
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

And they want us to grow up
We don't want to get a job
We all need a decent rock
Where it's all Kicking off

Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
You don't need to call it off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
It's Only Us

We just stopped for cheaper thrills
Since the price went up on pills
From Stoke-On-Trent to Beverley Hills

We know it's all Kicking off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
You don't need to call it off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
It's Only Us
It's Only Us

Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
You don't need to call it off
Baby it's alright Baby it's alright
It's Only Us
It's Only Us

We've learnt to kick a ball, but we're not quite cynical
And we've written on the wall, John's gay He's gay
And Janet's friends with John and she says that we're all scum
He just gets his homework done and won't play not today

What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen, sixteen

Martin grew out of his A-team vest
And nicked the pedals off my BMX
And he says that he's had sex with a girl, for effect
I lost my virginity, the year above us had discovered E
And I said it weren't for me, twelve pounds, fifty

What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen

We hide in bandstands and talk in the dark
Rain's never cold when you're young
We were devoted to us from the start
I know too much how to feel ... young

We've learnt to kick a ball, and we're not quite cynical
And we've written on the wall, John's gay He's gay
What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen

What will we grow up to be
What will we grow up to see
Will you still be friends with me fourteen, fifteen ... young

We're all so chic living in class A
Partying and search sweet sorrow today
When you don't know who your friends are
And neither do they
We're all so amused
And maybe it's better that way
She's been seen with him
He's been seen with her
Happy propaganda
Just as their 5 current sur
Sing my way of meaning
Karaoke overkill

We all should know better
But I bet we never will
We're insecure, making me think
I'm not fit to laze your dream
I've seen you in my bayer
You're a real player
Taking it easy, taking it easy
We all know we shouldn't
And that is why we do it
Here's smuggler's house
Why don't you come and view it
Sing my way of meaning
Karaoke overkill

We all should know better
But I bet we never will
The sooner the better
I'll send you a letter

Hanging with your sister
Playing naked twister
Down to your joker
Playing strip poker
Give us a clue of
Seeing the night thru
And you're so kain
This song ain't about you

Hanging with your sister
Playing naked twister
Down to your joker
Playing strip poker

Did you do that girl that was in that soap
..... Did ya
Will you save the whale,
will you be Bob Hope.... Will ya
I'll tell you about my Pepsi deal if you like
A celebrity village bike with a mike
I get more press when there's a war on

Come sing a song with me
A simple symphany
I'll be a karaoke star
Lush strings and Timpani
Have got it in for me
Look how i'm dancing...love

Justify what you get paid..Can ya
Doctors save lives and you get layed
...Dont ya
Apologise for the job that you do
It would be nice if you were talented too
I think you better lock up your daughter

Come sing a song with me
My simple symphany
I'll be a kareoke star
Lush strings and Timpani
Have got it in for me
Look how im dancing...love

(Instrumental & soft spoken words)

Everyone say I'm pretty
Everyone say I'm handsome
{Repeat several times}

Oh, I'm your new best mate
Help me self-medicate
Things can all look great

Stopped in this town to quench my thirst
The bad man got here first
Then the bubble burst

Who's telling stories

I can't handle shit
And it's beginning to bore me
Just get on with it
Kill me or cure me

My love life's gone stiff
Don't know who I've been with
And I'm gonna take it cos they wanna give
Can you blame me?

Don't need to spend my bread
People do that for me instead
Must be thinking that I'll wake up dead
In the morning

I can't handle shit
And it's beginning to bore me
Just get on with it
Kill me or cure me

You've got a powerful lawyer

Well I've got money for ya
I know why I appall ya
But I fucked your daughter

I got friends stay up till the end
Try to screw me or my girlfriend
Until I'm not the latest trend
Fetch me butler

I can't handle shit
And it's beginning to bore me
Just get on with it
Kill me or cure me

I can't handle shit
Kill me or cure me

I can't handle shit
Kill me or cure me

Will you stay in our lover's story
If you stay you won't be sorry
Cos we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing

We bought a lot of things to keep you warm and dry
A funny old crib on which the paint won't dry
I bought you a pair of shoes
A trumpet you can blow and a book of rules
Of what to say to people when they pick on you
Cos if you stay with us you're gonna be pretty
Kooky too

Won't you stay in our lover's story
If you stay you won't be sorry
Cos we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing

If you ever have to go to school
Remember how they messed up this old fool
Don't pick fights with the bullies or the cads
I'm not much cop at fighting other people's dads
And if the homework brings you down
Then we'll throw it on the fire
And take the car down town

Won't you stay in our lover's story
If you stay you won't be sorry
Cos we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing

Won't you stay in our lover's story
If you stay you won't be sorry
Cos we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks hung up on romancing

It's the end of the night
I want to know you
Get the phone, call a cab and take you home yeah
I think there's something you should know
I'll send my boys an order through Interflora
Tell you lies like "I love you" and "I adore you"
I think there's something you should know

I'm a Love Cheat
And you look so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar

The curtain's closed
And the night is fun
I think it's time for me to not be home alone
I think I'll put the cat out and give the dog a bone
I hardly know you but I like your figure
Suppose I'll read about you in The Mirror
I think there's something everybody should know

I'm a Love Cheat
And you look so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar

I'm a Love Cheat
And you're looking so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire
Love me, lady
I'm a liar

You love me
You love me
You love me
You need me
I'm a liar
You want me
You need me
You want me
And I'm a liar

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs a helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
he must be happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel
He has his future in a fist of steel
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
He must be happy in his world

Nigel is nice spoken and he loves to speak
And he likes to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his world
Nigel is happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel just needs a helping hand

And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy,
he must be happy in his world

We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him
We're only making plans for Nigel
We only want what's best for him

I’m a gigolo
I’m Joseph
I’m a sad light of song
And everybody that I know
Are being known for being wrong
If I’m not mistaken
This is my heart breaking
I’m the man who threw it all away
Destiny is calling
Telling me to be boring
And I don’t care anyway
Gonna be nobody someday

I’m a demon that you fear
I’m the joker
I’m the thief
I’m the lonesome cowboy riding
I’m the Indian chief
Gotta watch my figure
Boy, if I get much bigger
They’ll stick a pin in me
And I’ll blow away
But I get richer
But they take my picture
Taking my soul away
Gonna be somebody someday
Gonna be nobody someday

I’m a moonlight serenade
I’m your bed when you are cold
I’m the captain of Titanic
I’m the passenger in the hole
From the way I’m thinking
We’ll both be sinking
I knew before we sailed away
At the tip of my ego
It’s you saw anyway
Gonna be nobody someday
Gonna be somebody, la la

Not of this earth
You've changed places with the sun
I know that you're the one
I love what we've become

Not of this earth
I wear you like a shroud
I know I'll make you proud
You've done your crying now

She's not of this earth
And I don't have the means to search
If I ever leave this world
You will have a song to sing
So that you know what you are worth

Not of this earth
She came walking down my lane
I've learned to laugh again
Like a moth to a flame

Not of this earth
Not surprised we're unashamed
She's gonna have to change her name
Then we'll know that we're the same

She's not of this earth
And I believe we've seen the worst
If I ever leave this world
You will have a song to sing
So you know what you are worth

Not of this earth
[Better get used to this]
Not of this earth
[Gonna be around for a while]

Not of this earth
[Spend to much time being cursed]

Not of this earth

Not of this earth
You changed places with the sun
I know that you're the one
I love what we've become

Not of this earth
I wear you like a shroud
I know I'll make you proud
You've done your crying now

Not of this earth
Not of this earth
Not of this earth
Not of this earth

Not of this earth
Not of this earth
Not of this earth

Often, I dont see it if Ive been wrong,
And boy have I been wrong
Often, I don't need it until it's gone,
But by then it's gone

Often, I make the worst decisions
Say that it's great and I know it isn't so
It's happening so....
Often

Often, I won't wake up from a dream,
You know I love to dream
Often, I dont stand up for what I believe,
There's nothing left to believe

So often, I make the worst decisions,
Say that it's great and I know it isn't so
it's happening so....often

I often wish that you were here,
I could know eventually

Do Doo Do Doo Do Doo Do
Yeah, Yeah

Often, I dont see it when I've been wrong,
And boy have I been wrong
Often, I don't need it until it's gone,
But by then it's gone

Often, I make the worst decisions
Say that it's great and I know it isn't so
It's happening so....
Often

I like to reminisce about a time I’ve never had
A book that no one read
A film that never made me sad
And you remind of a place I’ve never been
And something no one said
When I was 17

One fine day
In the middle of the night
You’ll wake up in it
One fine day
In the middle of the night
But you probably won’t admit it

Remember when we never struggled through
A bad time we never had
A love we never fell into
Please don’t remind me to forget
Cause forgiveness is a place
I ain’t got used to yet

One fine day
In the middle of the night
You’ll wake up in it
One fine day
In the middle of the night
But you probably won’t admit it

All I ever wanted
Was to radiate your home
But I guess it doesn’t matter

So come reminisce about a time we didn’t have
I hear there’s a sequel to that film that never made you sad
Don’t rewrite my history
Cause you’ll never really know
How much you didn’t mean to me

One fine day
In the middle of the night
You’ll wake up in it
One fine day
In the middle of the night
But you probably won’t admit it

25 and I've come alive
21 was the time to come undone
Doesn't everyone

Very young and very ape
I'm gonna drink and stay up very late
And hate the sun

And I'm a ? kicks up a fuss
I'm a rolling stone
They say I'm dangerous
But I'm never alone

I know that you're like me
You want your kicks for free
You'll be a rolling stone

Got an A in attitude
Spent money on drugs to suit my mood
I guess I'm just like you

Being young is over-rated
One day I'll be old and understated
But before I'm through....

I'll run naked through the streets
Be a rolling stone

Defiance in defeat, enjoy being alone
I know that you're like me
You want your kicks for free
Be a rolling stone

When we die we'll find out other ways
For getting drunk and throwing it all away
Today is tommorow and not yesterday
It's all in your head
So get out of your head

And now your heart kicks up a fuss
You're a rolling stone
They say you're dangerous
But you're never alone
I know you're just like me
You want your kicks for free
Be a rolling stone
Be a rolling stone

STONE!

Rome Munich Rome
All the women and the money I've blown
Rome Munich Rome
There's still a shitload of seeds to be sown
And I've been stunned
I plan to have it all while I'm still young
And I know you're low
We'll be alright tomorrow

You know it's not enough
To kiss you in my sleep
A dream is not like love
So give me something I can keep

Rome Munich Rome
So many people, so alone
Rome Munich Rome
Pack your bags, take me home
In time you'll see
How much I mean to you and you to me
And I know you're low
We'll be alright tomorrow

You know it's not enough
To kiss you in my sleep
A dream is not like love
So give me something I can keep

Rome Munich Rome
Rome Munich Rome

Rome Munich Rome
All the women and the money I've blown
Rome Munich Rome
There's still a shitload of seeds to be sown
And I've been stunned

You know it's not enough
To kiss you in my sleep
A dream is not like love
So give me something I can keep

[Background: You know it's not enough...]

To kiss you in my sleep
So give me something, give me something, give me something, give me something, give me something
I can keep

Ah, yeah, yeah
Oh Baby

She is calling
And you don't want to answer back
I'm falling
Trying to find my way back
Maybe I'll never know
Where I've been (what I've seen)
I hope she'll meet me inbetween
So I hope I get through this hurricane
And teach me how to smile again

She makes me high (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She don't even try (She makes me high)
And I wanna know why (why, why, why)
Do, do, do, hey yeah
Do, do, do

The world's calling
And it's falling at your feet
And you're sorry
Is it so hard to believe
There's an innocence surrounding you
I see the way that people look at you
So hold my hand through this hurricane
And teach me how to smile again

She makes me high (She makes me high)
She don't even try (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
And I wanna know why (why, why, why)

She puts her turn out
She is good
She suits me like
I wish you would
She is honest now
She is true
She's the complete
Opposite of you (cheers, applause)

She makes me high (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
(Why) I wanna know
She makes me high (She makes me high)
She makes me high (She makes me high)
And I wanna know why
She makes me high

Darling you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here 'til the end of time
So you got to let know
Should I stay or should I go?

Always tease tease tease
Siempre - coqetiando y enganyando
You're happy when I'm on my knees
Me arrodilla y estas feliz
One day is fine, next is black
Un dias bien el otro negro
So if you want me off your back
Al rededar en tu espalda
Well come on and let me know
Me tienes que desir
Should I Stay or should I go?
Me debo ir o que darme

Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An' if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know

This indecision's bugging me
Esta undecision me molesta
If you don't want me, set me free
Si no me quieres, librame
Exactly who'm I'm supposed to be
Diga me que tengo ser
Don't you know which clothes even fit me?
¨Saves que robas me querda?
Come on and let me know
Me tienes que desir
Should I cool it or should I blow?
¨Me debo ir o quedarme?

Should I stay or should I go now?
¨Yo me frio o lo sophlo?
If I go there will be trouble
Si me voi - va ver peligro
And if I stay it will be double
Si me quedo es doble
So you gotta let me know
Me tienes que decir
Should I stay or should I go?
¨Yo me frio o lo sophlo?

I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy but nothing is no When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well, I lie and I'm easy
All the the time but I'm never sure
Why I need you
Pleased to meet you I got my head done
When I was young
It's not my problem
It's not my problem When I feel heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well, I lie and I'm easy
All the time but I am never sure
Why I need you
Pleased to meet you

Made a meal and threw it up on Sunday
I've got a lot of things to learn
Said I would and I believe in one day
Before my heart starts to burn.
So what's the matter with you
Sing me something new
Don't you know
The cold and wind and rain don't know
They only seem to come and go, away
Times are hard when things have got no meaning
I've found a key upon the floor
Maybe you and I will not believe in the things we find behind the door
Stand By Me
Nobody knows the way it's gonna be
If you're leaving will you take me with you
I'm tired of talking on my phone
But there is one thing I can never give you
My heart will never be your home

Stand your ground
You're big enough
Stand your ground
You know too much
Today drifts onto tomorrow
And you could almost taste
The sorrow
Stand your ground
You've had enough
Lost and found
Diamond in the rough
Today drifts onto tomorrow
You feel your soul's
Been borrowed
Stand your ground
The water's deep
Feel the sand
Beneath your feet
I know your pressing hollow
But when you talk
They follow

Sweet Gene Vincent

Blue Gene baby

Skinny white sailor, the chances were slender, the beauties were brief
Shall I mourn your decline with some Thunderbird wine and a black handkerchief?
I miss your sad Virginia whisper, I miss the voice that called my heart

Sweet Gene Vincent
Young and old and gone
Sweet Gene Vincent
Who, who, who slapped John?

White face, black shirt
White socks, black shoes
Black hair, white strat
Bled white, died black

Sweet Gene Vincent
Let the blue caps roll tonight
At the Sock Hop Ball in the Union Hall
Where the bop is their delight

Here come duck-tail Danny dragging uncanny Annie, she's the one with the flying feet
You can break the peace, daddy sickle grease because the beat is reet complete
And the jump-back honey in the dungarees, tight sweater and a pony-tail
Will you guess her age when she comes back-stage, the hoodlums bite their nails

Black gloves, white frost
Black crêpe, white lead
White sheet, black knight
Jet black, dead white

Sweet Gene Vincent
There's one in every town
And the devil drives till the hearse arrives
And you lay the pistol down

Sweet Gene Vincent
With nowhere left to hide
With lazy skin and ash-tray eyes
And perforated pride

So farewell, mademoiselle knicker-bocker hotel
Goodbye to money owed
When your leg still hurts and you need more shirts
But you got to get back on the road

Close the door turn out the light
There's something really wrong tonight with you
Me and you

You say your too young to love
And too old to hate
Remote control keeps you awake
So turn me on

Maybe you could talk and make my day
You don't have to walk away to...
Stay with me
Make me change
Answer me
Break the chain

News at Ten, Eastenders and another cup of tea
And then I fight
Baby not tonight

Cos I'm not dressed to be a clown
I'm not in the mood for shouting out
Talk to me
Break the chain
Talk to me
Make me change

Do you keep your lover out of sight
Cos you smell like someone else tonight
Alright Alright

Talk to me
Break the chain
Talk to me
Make me change

Answer me
Answer me
Answer me
Answer me

Voix féminine
Hi out there. This is Shaun Goldberg and you're listening to W.A.N.K.
This evening I've got someone really interesting with me.
He's over from old England and his name is... Robbie Williams.
Rob
Cor blimey bleedin' Mary Poppins!
Voix féminine
Great, right on! You know we've been hearing about this boy band that was really big over there.
Can you tell us a little bit about it Robbie?
Rob
First of all, I'd like to say thank you very much for having me in the first place
but to answer your question I can't really answer it.
I suppose it was a bit like this..................

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Riding in your limos
Hanging with your bimbos
Riding my old faithful
Bigger pin-up than Betty Grable
Kipper in the papers
Coke and whisky chasers
I ain't supposed to pose
But I don't care

I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah

Services for Britain
Pouting like a kitten
Dinner with Diana
I'm a social Stokey spanner
Waiting for my knighthood
She can pin it on my manhood
I ain't supposed to pose
But I don't care

I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire

(It works out sometimes it's funny
Being stupid makes you lots of money)

Bothered Judy Garland
When I ordered Barbara Cartland
Champagne in my bidet
The press all had a field day
You may think it's an outrage
My cleaner¡äs wearing bondage
She makes my place a mess
But I don't care

I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire

Come on waif
It looks as if you need a good feeling

That old black magic has me in a spell
Old black magic that you weave so well
Those icy fingers up and down my spine
The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine
The same old tingle that I feel inside
And then that elevator starts to ride
Down and down I go, round and round I go
Like a leaf that's caught in a tide
I should stay away but what can I do
I hear your name and I'm aflame
Aflame with burning desire
That only your kiss can put out the fire
For ever, lover, I have waited for
You're the mate that fate had me created for
And every time your lips meet mine
Darling, down and down I go, round and round I go
In a spin, loving the spin I'm in
Under that old black magic called love
Oh, in a spin, loving the spin I'm in
Under the old black magic called love
In a spin, loving the spin I'm
Under the old black magic called love
I should stay away but what can I do
I hear your name and I'm aflame
Aflame with burning desire
That only your kiss could put out the fire
For ever, lover, I have waited for
You're the mate that fate had me created for
And every time your lips meet mine
Darling, down and down I go, round and round I go
In a spin, loving the spin I'm in
Under that old black magic called love
Oh, in a spin, loving the spin I'm in
Under the old black magic called love
In a spin, loving the spin I'm in
Under the old black magic called love
Under the old black magic called love, love, love, love, love

That's life, that's what people say
You're riding' high in April,
Shot down in May.
But I know I'm gonna change that tune,
When I'm back on top in June.
That's life, funny as it seems.
Some people get their kicks,
Steppin' on dreams;
But I don't let it get me down,
'Cause this ol' word keeps getting around.
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate,
A poet, a pawn and a king.
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing:
Each time I find myself flat on my face,
I pick myself up and get back in the race.
That's life, I can't deny it,
I thought of quitting,
But my heart just won't buy it.
If I didn't think it was worth a try,
I'd roll myself up in a big ball and die

They're out of sorts in Sunderland
And terribly cross in Kent
They're down in Hull
And the isle of Mall
Is seething with discontent
They're nervous in northumberland
And Devon is down the drain
They're filled with wrath on Firth of Forth
And sullen on Salisbury plain
In Dublin they're depressed lads
Maybe because they're Celts
For drake is hurrying West, lads
And so is everyone else

Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Misery is here to stay
There are bad times just around the corner
There are dark clouds hurtling through the sky
And it's no good whining
About a silver lining
For we know from experience they won't roll by
With a scowl and a frown we'll keep our peckers down
And prepare for depression and doom and dread
We're going to unpack our troubles from our old kit bag
And wait until we drop down dead

They're nervous in Nigeria
They're all going crazy in Crete
In Bucharest they're so depressed
They're frightend to cross the streets
In maine the melancholia
Is deeper than tongue can tell
In Monako all the croupiers know
They haven't a hope in hell
In far away Australia
Each wallaby is well aware
The world's a total failure
Without any time to spare

Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
Suffering and dismay
There are bad times just around the corner
The horizon is gloomy as can be
There are black birds over
The greyish cliffs of Dover
And the rats are preparing to leave the BBC
We're unhappy breed and very bored indeed
When reminded of something that Nelson said
While the press and the politicians nag, nag, nag
We'll wait until we drop down dead

There are bad times just around the corner
And the outlook's absolutely vile
There are home fires smoking from Windermere to Woking
And we're not going to tighten our belt and
Smile Smile Smile
At the sound of shots
We'd just as soon as not
Get a hot water bottle and go to bed
We're going to unpack our troubles from our old kit bag
And wait until we drop down dead
I like your story
Land of Hope and Glory
Wait until we drop down dead

There she goes
There she goes again
Chasing through my face
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
Chasing down my lane
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
She calls my name
She calls my name
No one else could feel my pain
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains

There she goes
There she goes again
Running through my veins
And I just can't contain
This feelin' that remains

There she goes
There she goes
There she goes

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But names can burn a happy home
It's true
I've got words for you

The past is done
It's gone forever is done
Don't tell me my pain is pleasure
You, you haven't got a clue

Oh, I wanna cry but I don't make a sound
I'm your child and your child is feeling down
Everybodys toxic in this town

All gods children fade and die
In the name of lets get high
And then, we do it again
I pray the lord, my soul to keep
That when you coming down I'll be asleep
I can't pretend, it's killing me again

Oh, I wanna cry but I don't make a sound
I'm your child and your child is feeling down
Everybodys toxic in this town

Call me in my lord I'm coming down
(Coming down)
Call me in my lord I'm coming down

Oh, I wanna cry but I don't make a sound
I'm your child and your child is feeling down
Everybodys toxic in this town

Oh, I wanna cry but I don't make a sound
I'm your child and your child is feeling down
Everybodys toxic in this town

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But names can burn a happy home
It's true
I've got words for you

You were always trippin
I was always stoned
You knew I was a piss-head
That’s why I never phoned
So why’d you act surprised
I was drunk on the day we met

When I see you with your new man
Something stirs inside of me
It’s not that I want you back
It’s how ugly love can be
Be still my foolish pride
I couldn’t love you anyway

Like a baseball cap worn backwards
Like calling cocaine gear
Like a pair of Evisu jeans
We were so last year

And we got high all the time
Night after night
Line after line
How did I make ‘I love you’ sound sincere
When you were just a one-night-stand
That lasted a year

We were always fighting
You thought the drama did us good
Well I found it really boring
Get off the cross we need the wood
Say hi to your mum and dad
It’s all their fault anyway

Like Patrick Cox and girl power
Jean Claude van Damme and Cheers
Vanilla Ice and Take That
We were so last year

Getting high all the time
Night after night
Line after line
How did I make ‘I love you’ sound sincere
When you were just a one-night-stand
That lasted a year

Like a baseball cap worn backwards
Like calling cocaine gear
Like a pair of Evisu jeans
We were so last year

Getting high all the time
Night after night
Line after line
How did I make ‘I love you’ sound sincere
When you were just a one-night-stand
That lasted a year

All in the name of entertainment
We could come to some arrangement
Just a one-night-stand
That lasted a year

Peace on earth see two old men
We're gonna get boozed up again
I'm an actor, pope, messiahs
Roastin' oats on open fires
Pushed to find three wise men
You definitely won't find a virgin
It ain't my rounds, so I'll be cheering

I believe in Christmas
What do you believe in
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
Cause we believe in Christmas time

Happy birthday Jesus Christ
Here's the Spice Girls' merchandise
Got Christmas spirit without a doubt
Poor old Santa while he's out
I don't care if lords are leaping
I take a get to the back
While they are sleeping
And make sure that they won't be breathing

I believe in Christmas
What do you believe in
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
We believe in Christmas time
Mine is yours and yours is mine
I believe in Christmas time
Everybody's feeling fine
Cause we believe in Christmas time

I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand
Kicked in my face
But I've come through
And I need to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You've bought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses no pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose
And I need to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the world

We are the champions - my friend
And we'll keep on fighting till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions

Your daddy didn't love u let me give u validation
Nice tits nice ass, no class, no conversation
In the school u got picked on for being a geek
What a wonderful woman you turned out to be

I got women I got women everybody
I like to get my feet with their teeth
I think its time I found myself a supermodel
I haven't had one of those yet

You said you dealt well when your parents separated
Lots of drugs, lots of blows, lots of bags, hurry up already
Oh daddy do look what you did to your daughter
Shes got an eating disorder

I got women I got women everybody
I like to get my feet with their teeth
I think its time I found myself a supermodel
I haven't had one of those yet

Oh baby blue what happened to you
I love you for who you are
A disco queen, a working machine
...

I got women I got women everybody
I like to get my feet with their teeth
I think its time I found myself a supermodel
I haven't had one of those yet

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now
Backbeat the word was on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody feels
The way I do about you now
And all the roads we have to walk along are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to you
I don't know how
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall
Today was gonna be the day?
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do
About you now
And all the roads that lead to you were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
I don't know how
I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall
I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who saves me ?
And after all
You're my wonderwall
Said maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me
You're gonna be the one that saves me

You’re History
When you were collecting
For you sex appeal
He was in killing fields
Over you
You went
And took away his self respect
Put him out like a cigarette
You blow

Chorus:
Don’t bother coming home
You said all you’ve got to say
He can get with the girls again
Cos he’s a charming man
It’s true
He can drink with the boys tonight
And have a fight, alright
And spew
You’re history
You’re history

Got your tits done
And moved out the very next day
All you left was the bill to pay
What a front
Could she not see what you’re a righteous man?
A gun in hand
Cupid stunned
He used to want your love
Now he wants you to go away
He can drink till he’s comatosed
Yeah he rocks the most
You see
He’s got diamonds in his eyes tonight
Could give you quite a fright
No sympathy
You’re history
You’re history

Repeat Chorus

He will drink till he’s comatosed
He rocks the most
Can’t you see?
He’s got diamonds in his eyes tonight
Could give you quite a fright
Yes siree
You’re history

I shuffled through the modes of bad behaviour
And hankered for the desolated dawn
I couldn't cope with yet another saviour
To steer me from the way that I was born

Then like a ton of bricks the dawn descended
Recalcitrance was hurtled to the floor
The citadel lay breached and undefended
You brought a love I'd never known before

Chorus:
I'll want you till the seasons lose their mystery
I'll need you till the birds forget to fly
I'll love you more than anyone in history
Wherever there's a wherefore you're the why

Liberate a whale
Liberate Wales
Liberate abortion
Liberate males
I don’t mind

Ban the bomb
Bang a gong
Ban fake fur
Put a real one on
I don’t mind

Oh my head
I’m moving to the Med
Those cats know how to boogie
This E’s done nothing to me

Her retort was just a passing thought
Put the munchies down now Scooby
I’m leaving in an hour
You better do me now

Prosecute Ghandi
Persecute God
Elevate Bono
Eliminate Rod
I don’t care

World War 4
The Beatles tour
And Chernobyl fallout
Global warming
I don’t care

Oh my head
I’m moving to the Med
Those cats know how to boogie
This pill’s done nothing to me

Her retort was just a passing thought
Put the munchies down now Scooby
I gotta catch a plane
You’d better do me now

In for me, in for me
You’ve all got it in for me
In for me, in for me
Don’t tell me a story kid
You fucking bore me

Oh my head
I’m moving to the Med
Those cats know how to boogie
This speed’s done nothing to me

Her retort was just a fleeting thought
Put the munchies down now Scooby
Going in an hour
You better do me

Oh my head
I’m gonna stay in bed
This cat don’t wanna boogie
The pills just pass right through me

Her retort was just a fleeting thought
Put the Scooby snacks down, Dooby
I’m getting on a plane
You better do me now

I don´t remember receiving your postcard
I never got much post
So it shouldn´t have been too hard

You were on holiday with your school
In some French town
And while you were away
I took Debbie to the crown

I feel as though all the past is closing in on me
I found a photograph
Of me and Kimberley

I found your postcard
And I put it on the wall
I found your picture
You know tears were bound to fall

I didn´t write your songs
When we were going out
So why should I start now
You are not about

I feel as though all the past in closing in on me
I found a photograph
Of me and Kimberley

We hardly used to even drink
We didn´t smoke
We´d walk home from the pub
Cause we were always broke

So when your mother called
And said that you were dead
I thought she´s talking of
Another Kim instead

I feel as though all the past is closing in on me
I found a photograph
Of me and Kimberley

She said it seemed
You accidentally overdosed
It was so long since I talked to her
And once we were so close

And I am left with all these things
I didn´t say
And a picture of you in my arms
The day you went away

I feel as though all the past is closing in on me
I found a photograph
Of me and Kimberley

I feel as though all the past is closing in on me
I found a photograph
Of me and Kimberley

It’s in the laxative they’re cutting in the cocaine baby
It’s in the heroin, the ecstasy they’re mixing lately
Give me the boys and girls in bathrooms getting plenty friendly
With just the thought of us debauched and in the missionary

Watch me out of my skull
Watch me out of my mind
I’m out of control
But I’m still alive
Go get me cigarettes
Watch the circus pass by
Twos up on an eighth
All back to mine

What a feeling
Got steep my sweet dysfunction
I’ll keep on kneeling
For my chemical devotion
Let me kiss the ceiling
It’s just a notion for you
More than a feeling
That sweet devotion for you

It’s in the black sick and the choking on the blood and your tears
It’s in the echo of the jackdaw ringing in your ears
Watch me out of my gates
Ill advised, unprepared
No one gave a shit
When nobody cared
Another wasted talent
But that’s just fine
Two’s up on an eighth
All back to mine

What a feeling
Got steep my sweet dysfunction
I’ll keep on stealing
For my chemical devotion
Don’t kiss the ceiling
More than a potion for you
More than a feeling
That sweet devotion for you

I can’t take the fever from you
I don’t want to neither
They’re dropping science on you
You just need a breather
I’ll be looking over you

Overlooking me
It’s all in God’s time
All back to mine

What a feeling
Got steep my sweet dysfunction
So appealing
This chemical devotion
Got to kiss the ceiling
More than an ocean for you
More than a feeling
That sweet devotion for you

Shallow in the deep end
Got steep my sweet dysfunction
And I can depend
On chemical devotion
It’s like my best friend
That keeps the world in motion
I’ve got to defend
My chemical devotion

There's scary monsters in my bedroom tonight
They´re playing off-on-off-on-off with the lights
Without permission they just dizz up the lights
And they're not seeing the lights, alright

I wish they go and talk to Jesus instead
Cause now they're bored and want to mess with my head
I know I´m lonely but I won´t share my bed
All the things that you do when you´re dead

Please, please
Aahaahaahaaa
Please, please
Aaahaaahaahaa
Please, please
Aaahaaahaahaa
Please, please
Aaahaaahaahaa
Oh, you're breaking my heart

When I was young I didn't know what to do
I started thinking maybe I was dead too
A world of actors watching me, watching you
Till I hadn´t a clue what was true

Don´t send the sandman to a sensitive kid
And make-up monsters in my house where they live
You'll beat the demons that they scare themselves with
I know cause you know that I did

Please, please
Aahaahaahaaa
Please, please
Aaahaaahaahaa
Please, please
Aaahaaahaahaa
Please, please
Aaahaaahaahaa
You're breaking my heart

Oh, I´m so scared
With knowing there´s no one
Or knowing there´s somebody there

Mental arithmetic
Make me a lunatic
Hey to the heretic
I´m feeling alright, it´s alright

Please, please
Aahaahaahaaa
Please, please
Aaahaaahaahaa
Please, please
Aaahaaahaahaa
Please, please
Aaahaaahaahaa
Oh, are you breaking my heart

I walk into a room
I say how do you do
They look at me and I look back at them
I slip into a chair
They say are you prepared I said I do not know

Sometimes I feel it but I can't explain
Sometimes I need and want them through my vains

Now there's ten in front of me
Asking me what do I see
I see nothing but butterflies and
Tests I did not know
The answers will not show
And all I see is butterflies and

Sometimes I feel it but I can't explain
Sometimes the answer's running to my brains

And in the long run you always said I'll be there beside you
And in the long run you always thought I'll be there to guide you

Sometimes I feel it but I can't explain
Sometimes I need it like a running train
Sometimes I feel it in my pride
Sometimes I take it in my stride

Slow down feelings
Loved up with you
I can't feel my legs
I can't feel you

Slow down feelings
Loved up with you
The night before an hour, too
On my back and leaving you
Falling down the stairs and seen it through
Falling down feelin' this
Monday morning I feel out of sorts
But that's ok

Dried up and dreaming
Punching and screaming
Feeling the morning through

Douououdoudoudoudououdou
Douououdoudoudoudououdou
Douououdoudoudoudououdou
Douououdoudoudoudououdou

I feel a sudden urge to sing the kind of ditty that invokes the Spring
So, control your desire to curse while I crucify the verse
This verse you've started seems to me the "Tin Pan-tithesis" of melody
So to spare you all the pain, I'll skip the darn thing and sing the refrain

Mi-mi-mi-mi, re-re-re-re, do-so-mi-do-la-si
(Take it away)

The night is young, the skies are clear
So if you wanna go walkin', dear
It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely

I understand the reason why
You're sentimental, 'cause so am I
It's delightful, it's delicious, it's de-lovely

You can tell at a glance what a swell night this is for romance
You can hear, dear Mother Nature murmuring low "Let yourself go"

So please be sweet, my chickadee
And when I kiss ya, just say to me
"It's delightful, it's delicious, it's delectable, it's delirious,
It's dilemma, it's de limit, it's deluxe, it's de-lovely"

Time marches on and soon it´s plain
You´ve won my heart and I lost my brain
It´s delightful, it´s delicious, it´s de-lovely

Life seems so sweet that we decide
It´s in the bag to get unified
It´s delightful, it´s delicious, it´s de-lovely

See the crowd in that church
See the proud parson plopped on his perch
Get the sweet beat of that organ sealing our doom
Here goes the groom – boom!

How they cheer and how they smile
As we go galopping down the aisle
It´s divine, dear, it´s de-vene, dear, it´s de-wunderbar, it´s de-victory
It´s de-velop, it´s de-vinner, it´s de-voix, it´s de-lovely

The night is tired and so we take
The few hours off to eat wedding cake
It´s delightful, it´s delicious, it´s de-lovely

It feels so fine to be a bride
And how´s the groom while he´s slightly fried
It´s divineful, it´s delicious, it´s de-lovely

To the pop of champagne off we hop in our plush little plane
´Til a bright light through the darkness cosily calls Niagara Falls

Well, my love, our day´s complete
What a beautiful bridal suite
It´s de-reamy, it´s de-rousy, it´s de-reverie, it´s de-rhapsodie
It´s de-regal, it´s de-royal, it´s de-ritz, it´s de-lovely

We settle down as man and wife
To solve the riddle called married life
It´s delightful, it´s delicious, it´s de-lovely